求幽默簡短自我介紹（中文版加英語版）

中文版

一，基本情況

男，**年出生(真實年齡決不瞞報)，無婚史、現居**。本人性格開朗，爲人真誠，無不良嗜好(抽菸、偶爾和朋友小聚喝點但最多5瓶啤酒;也算情理之中)，健康狀況良好，各個部位都運作正常。**省**人。家中有瓦房二套，沒車。事業有待發展。

二、 功能介紹

1、 嘴巴——能說會道，相信你擁有肯定不會寂寞。

2、 肩膀——兩個，你可以依靠、可以當枕頭、可騎……個性自我介紹

3、 手 ——當然是一雙，寒冷的時候可以抱緊你，夏天還可以幫你趕蚊子……

4、 腳 ——能承受62公斤重量，只要你我加起來不超過250斤就能揹你一輩子。

5、 心 ——無論何時何地，永遠只想你!

6、 身體——從此勿需熱水袋電熱毯，專家說人體恆溫37.5。絕對禁久耐用，而且實惠。最重要的是省電!

7、 腦 ——想偷懶不做家務嗎?剪刀、石頭、布，公平解決，切記，我只出布，屢試屢敗!

8、 決不難看,作老公最合適。

三、 優勢分析

1、 對人總是熱情中帶着真誠(不包括我的情敵)。

2、 是老婆最好而且唯一的出氣筒(只限兩個人的時候)。

3、 性格開朗、善良、理智和衝動並存的混合型選手，只分析問題，不用暴力解決問題(除老婆受傷害時)。

4、 爲人專一、一花一果型、可放心交出全部感情。我真的是好孩子!自我介紹範文

四、 劣勢分析

1、想要釣金龜的女生請止步，雖然我也很想滿足你們，但是我真的還沒多少錢。

2、整天充滿幻想的女孩也留步，生活不是童話故事，我是個只認現實不求虛幻的人。

3、如果我真的愛上你，我會對你很好，好到你想逃(努力改正中)。

4、想了半天我還只想到這幾條。

5. 最後一定要孝敬老人,善良熱愛生活，要有進取心!身高(160左右，體重42-56KG左右,本人172，62KG)

五、 機會點分析

1、我是找老婆，不是來玩的。

2、吃減肥藥的、一天往酒吧鑽好幾趟的、視KTV如親爹者勿擾。

3、有抽菸嗜好者走開，偶爾抽一兩根者除外(單單指玩)。女人有時抽菸的.樣子真的很美，但我真的不想在家的時候你發我一根，我發你一根抽個沒完。

4、管家婆型的靠邊，我有一個媽已經夠了。(恐龍謝絕)

5、溫柔、可愛、善良、喜歡小動物者(老鼠除外)優先。幽默

6、有理想、有目標、熱愛一切美好事物者(不包括金錢)優先。

7、喜歡做美食而且做的很好者優先。我們可以切磋一下!

8、有固定工作、且熱愛工作、對未來充滿憧憬(不包括工作狂)者優先!

英語版

briefA sense of humorTo introduce myselfIntroduction: a, basic situation

Male, born in * * (age never conceal), there is no history of marriage, now living in * *.I have a bright and cheerful disposition, sincere, no bad

habits (smoking, but occasionally and friends to get-together drink up to 5 bottles of beer, also calculate understandable),healthcondition, operating normally.* * * * have 2 sets the tile, don't have a develop my nd,

Basic situation,

Male, born in * * (age never conceal), there is no history of marriage, now living in * *.I have a bright and cheerful disposition, sincere, no bad

habits (smoking, but occasionally and friends to get-together drink up to 5 bottles of beer, also calculate understandable), good health, all parts are operating normally.* * * * have 2 sets the tile, don't have a develop my career.

Second, the function is introduced

1, mouth, articulate, believe that you have won't feel lonely.

2, shoulders -- two, you can rely on, can be a pillow, can onality self introduction

3, a pair of hand, of course, the cold can hold you tight, summer can also help you catch mosquitoes...

4, feet, can withstand the 62 kg weight, as long as you I added up to no more than 250 jins can carry you for a lifetime.

5, heart, no matter when and where, only miss you forever!

6 re shuidai, body - no need to electric blanket, experts say the body temperature of lutely forbidden long durable and

most important thing is save electricity!

7, brain -- think too lazy to do the housework?Scissors, stone, cloth, fair solution, remember, I only out of the cloth, repeatedly try and fail! 8, not ugly, for the husband is the best.

Three, advantage analysis

1, always enthusiastic to the person with sincere (not including my rival in love).

2, is the wife and the only best punching bag (only) when two people. 3, character cheerful, kind, reason and impulse hybrid players, only to analyze problems, don't use violence to solve problems (except when the wife hurt).

4, is single-minded, a flower, fruit, to hand over all feelings.I really is a good boy!Happy to introduce myself

Four, weaknesses analysis

1, the girls want to gold, please stop, although I also want to meet you, but I really haven't much money.

2, full of fantasy girl also stay all day,lifereality not fantasy.

3, if I really love you, I would to you very good, so good that you want to run (in efforts to correct).

4, want to half a day I only think about this a few.

5. The last must filial piety, kind and love life, to be aggressive!Height (around 160, weight is 42-56 KG, I on conversion of 172 KG)

Five, the opportunity to point analysis

1, I am looking for a wife, not to play.

2, taking diet pills, a day to drill several trips to the bar, KTV, such as father zhewu interference.

3, have smoke aficionados move, except of smokes in one or two root (refers to play alone)ing women sometimes really is very beautiful, but I really don't want to be at home when you send me a root, I send you a cigarette.

4, housekeeping pull over, I have a mother is saurs (declined)

5, tender, sweet, kind, like small animals (except for mice) is preferred.A sense of humor

6, have ideal, have goals, enjoy all good things (not including money) is preferred.

7, like to cook food and do very positively, is can learn from.

8, fixed work, and have a passion for work, full of hope for the future (not including workaholic) is preferred.