關於4.1愚人節整人短信（英文版）

神知道你口渴，創造了水，神知道你餓，創造了米，神知道你沒有一個可愛的朋友，所以創造了我，然而神也知道這世上沒有笨蛋，順便創造了你。

God knows you are thirsty, creating a water, God knows you hungry, creating meters, God knows you have a lovely friends, so I created, but God knows no idiot in the world, the way you created.

有人對我說：“你聰明的象豬”我聽後便大怒!!我是瞭解你的!!這樣的侮辱!簡直太對不起豬了!

Someone said to me: "you're smart like a pig" I listen to bate!! I know you!! such an insult! Too sorry pig!

唐僧帶三個徒弟稍做休息時,唐僧到豬八戒近前看後憤然道：“你這豬頭,居然還有閒情看短資訊!”

Tang Seng took three disciple to slightly do the rest, Tang Seng to the pig eight quit near look after angrily: "you this PigHead, incredibly still have the leisure to see message!"

請走到最近的電線杆前面，對着上面的`野廣告大聲說“我的病有救了”

Please go to the nearest telephone pole ahead, at the top of advertisement loudly say "I ill be saved"

昨天晚上我做了個夢，夢見你掉進了臭糞坑，爬上後你竟說：到底是生了個好時代，連糞坑也香噴噴。

I had a dream last night, dream of you fell into a stinking cesspool, climb after you have said: what is born for a good times, even cesspit also fragrant.

正在刪除通訊錄全部資訊將丟失請稍侯...

Deleting all mail list information will be lost please wait...

追你追你我追你，就象獵人追狐狸;親你親你我親你，就象老漢啃玉米。

Chase you chase you I chase you, like the hunter traced a fox; dear you dear you my dear you, just like the old man eating corn.

八戒遇月老問：靠!月老!爲何讓我跟高家玉蘭分離。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你們的孩子生出是人妖

Eight quit when asked by matchmaker matchmaker:!! why let me tell Gaogu YuLan separation. Joking way: she is a person, you are a demon, I am afraid your children born is a hybrid

下班就回家的是窮鬼,9點回家的是酒鬼,11點回家的是色鬼,2-3點回家的是賭鬼,不回家的是野鬼!

Work on the home is poor, 9 home is a drunkard, 11 home is a sex maniac, 2-3 home is a gambler, home is a wild ghost!

風流瀟灑是帥哥，一呼百應是大哥，出租司機是的哥，看短信的是PIG.

Graceful but not showy is handsome, a hundred responses to a hundreds is the eldest brother, the taxi driver is the elder brother, see a message is PIG.

小明上課時總是睡覺，老師批評他：你可不可以不要睡覺!?小明回答：不行，因爲我是特困生。

Xiaoming always sleep in class, the teacher criticized him: can you don't sleep!? Xiaoming answer: No, because I'm poor students.

那天看到你在超市閒逛。你把手伸進能驗價格的機器，結果顯示：豬蹄8元，你以爲機器出了問題，把頭伸了進去，我一看差點笑死：豬頭18元!

When I saw you walking around the supermarket. You can check the price reached into the machine, the results showed: pig's trotters 8 yuan, do you think that the machine is out of the question, put his head into it, I saw almost killing PigHead: 18 yuan!